social shinanigins

Lizzee: Don't lick me there.
Lizzee: Don't lick me there either! You are going to all my precious places!

Lizzee and Mirannda take on the world.

THE CANADIAN STARED ME DOWN!
THE CANADIAN STARED ME DOWN!
THE CANADIAN STARED ME DOWN!
THE CANADIAN STARED ME DOWN!
THE CANADIAN STARED ME DOWN!

Lizzee: i should put my hands on the wheel huh?

Mirannda: be free dreams! be free!

Lizzee: i over came doubt, i over came fear.

Lizzee: this'll be the girl who grows up in the ghetto but then goes to Harvard.
Mirannda: maybe if they make a movie we'll be in the credits.
Lizzee: i feel like we're watching a sitcom!

Mirannda: Cheers!
Lizzee: To Youth!

Stolen Cones: 2

now sit back, relax, and enjoy the high.

Happy New Year Funnystripe

Nina: my puke is nervous and doesn't wanna come out and play.

Charis: and now he has to kiss that.
Nina: oh, he loves the taste of stomach bile.

Mirannda: the triceratops are the down syndrome kids of the dinosaur world.

Fort Etiquette

What are the arts if not just feeling deeply for a moment?

The D-Squad

How D Are You?

Mirannda: if it ever gets awkward just go for the high-five.
Lizzee: the high-five solution!

call it Nina, forever until it dies. birth certificate, i'll go pee on it.

Remember our story about Sprinkleydoo who liked to skmidabbley do.
remember. please. that's all i know.

Mirannda: the world's smallest orchestra conducted by Nina.

Driveway Dancehall

Nina: i can NOT get that high.

Lizzee: BATTLE WOUND!!!

Nina: your shorts remind me of bikini bottom. where Sponge Bob lives. woah man, you're shaking up bikini bottom.

Nina: you should get a bird for your driveway gate.
Mirannda: two lights is not good enough.

Nina: what if flowers just applied your makeup for you?

The Adventures of Camilla and Nikoli Vern

Lizzee: are you high?
Mirannda: no, i'm just making hand puppets.

Mirannda: i should keep this rock just because i used it as an example of all the stuff i keep.
Lizzee: you should keep my toe.
Mirannda: if i kept your guy's heads after you died would that be taking our friendship to a whole new level?

Mirannda: i love these phones because they kind of look like people.
Lizzee: People Phones!
-30 minutes deciding our phone's names-

Lizzee is a bobcat, Lindsey is a deer, Mirannda is a "brc"?, Charis is a raccoon, and Nina is a coyote.

The Food Movies
Film one: Appetizers
Sequel: Entree
Treequel: Desert; McFlurries

Lizzee: dude, is that Jack Purvis?

Haaaaaaappy Biiiirthdaaaayyyyyy Toooo You

Adriel: go south and then go south. when you reach south go south again.

Lizzee: skunks are really shhhyyyy.

Everybody Now: it's my party and i'll get high if i want to, high if i want to.

Nina: Adolf Hitler was a pal.

Lizzee: to smoke or not to smoke? that is the question.

Lizzee: Nina is obsessed with black people.

Nina: you like the cake.
Adriel: i like the cake.
Nina: you LOVE the cake!
Adriel: i love the cake!

Lizzee: Nina, you're like a hyperactive version of your mother.
Nina: noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

Lindsey: Mirannda get your priorities straight.
Lizzee: yeah, you can't have your cake and smoke it too.

Nina: i wonder if our smoke affects the atmosphere.

*Destiny is calling me!*
Adriel: hello?

Adriel and Nina: i thought she was saying i just can't cook, it's killing me.

Lizzee: i wont. take. this. ANYMORE! IVE GOT YOU WHERE I WANT YOU.

Mirannda: then it'll be, everyone is jealous of our same sex legal union.
Lizzee: everyone is jealous of our adopted foreign child.
Nina: everyone is jealous of our adopted blasian baby.

Adriel: have you heard Track 14 by Blank?
Lindsey: oh yeah, is that the one from the album Blank?
Adriel: yeah
Lindsey: it sounded very similar to Track 11.

Summer 2010 Here We Come

First Official Day of Summer

It's Early As A Mug.

Dolme
4/6ths Sparkling Limeaid
2/6ths Strawberry Lemonaid
Black Berries

The McKibben
1 Stalk of Celary
Peanut Butter
Brie

Hey guys, want some dolmes?

Nina and Mirannda would be cute hippies.

Lindsey: is that what black women are called these days? black berries?

Charis: let me put my head under water.
Mirannda: no it's not safe.
Charis: ttrrruuusssstttt meeeeee.

Lindsey: dude we have this whole thing inside that they don't know about.
Kathleen: yeah that's crazy.

Kathleen: i want to make a pigeon eat a chicken.

Charis: this is a stupid question, but what is a female chicken called?
Mirannda: a hen!

Charis: you're a slut.
Mirannda: you're rubbing my hip bone.
Charis: you and your slutty hip hone.

Erik Myerhoffer: dude that song is like sooo oold.

Daniel: that bug like...
Five Minutes Later
Daniel: fails at moving.

Wind Chill.