Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Sunday, June 6, 2010

First Official Day of Summer


It's Early As A Mug.


Dolme

4/6ths Sparkling Limeaid
2/6ths Strawberry Lemonaid
Black Berries

The McKibben

1 Stalk of Celary
Peanut Butter
Brie

Hey
guys, want some dolmes?

Nina and Mirannda would be cute hippies.

Lindsey: is that what black women are called these days? black berries?

Charis: let me put my head under water.
Mirannda: no it's not safe.
Charis: ttrrruuusssstttt meeeeee.

Lindsey: dude we have this whole thing inside that they don't know about.
Kathleen: yeah that's crazy.

Kathleen: i want to make a pigeon eat a chicken.

Charis: this is a stupid question, but what is a female chicken called?
Mirannda: a hen!

Charis: you're a slut.
Mirannda: you're rubbing my hip bone.
Charis: you and your slutty hip hone.

Erik Myerhoffer: dude that song is like sooo oold.

Daniel: that bug like...
Five Minutes Later
Daniel: fails at moving.

Wind Chill.

I Just Found Some Really Old Ones.

Lizzee: i've been in china too long, i've adapted their driving skills.

Nina: my eyelids are doing the worm. no, now they're going on adventures and shit.
Mirannda: dude can my eyelids hang out with your eyelids?
Nina: no no no don't even go there.

Mirannda: this little piggy...
Nina: oh no. that's not right. noooooo. stop no. don't fuck with my universe.

Lizzee: did you just play the drums?
Mirannda: Nooooo it was the piano!

Lizzee: damnpussy.

Nina: i feel like a grandmother
Mirannda: i don't feeeeeeeel cold though.
Lizzee: i feel like a robot.

Nina: you can't just STOP my humps!

Mirannda: i'm seeing flashes of the adult's baby selves in themselves.

Yo Dawg, You A Foo.

Lindsey: good day mate.
Lizzee: why is lindsey so funny?

Mirannda: it's fucking up her fung shweay!

Lizzee and Charis: Because we're AWESOME.

Lindsey: then it will be my time and then your time and then my time and then your time.

Mirannda: fuck dat corky yo.

Lindsey: i ain't no dog foo! i'm not a d-o-g i'm a d-a-w-g.

Lindsey: Ra Ra Rooh!
Rooster: Ra Ra Rooh!
Lindsey Ra Ra Rooh!
Rooster Ra Ra Rooh!
etc...

Charis: TRIBAL DANCE PARTY!

Mirannda: what do you want to try?
Lizzee: your mom.
Charis: can i try your mom?

Mirannda: i control the universe. it is how i want it to be.

Lindsey: dude my hands smell like lemons and ash. i would ask you to have a try but i just licked them.
Mirannda: dude they taste like lemons and ash.

Lindsey: i'm glad we're friends.
Lizzee and Mirannda: so am iiiii!

Lindsey: how are we gonna fix this little buddy? TAPE!

Mirannda: respect the circle.

People are people, no matter how small or how high.

Lizzee: lindsey your thumb is salty.

Mirannda: aahhh laying under the stars.
Mirannda: correction under the sky.

Lizzee: no more anxiety
Lindsey: i didn't have anxiety until you guys told me.

"Dfucmed up andiigghhdoo updoo edooo fucked"

Mirannda: no i'm just trying to concentratttee.

Mirannda: you guys are snuggling all over me.
Lindsey: i keep falling asleep.

Mirannda: hello, you're a tool.
Smiles Exchanged

Nina: an ounce is almost a pound!

Lindsey Sheepy Schifman
M-tree
Em Treey