Adriel: go south and then go south. when you reach south go south again.
Lizzee: skunks are really shhhyyyy.
Everybody Now: it's my party and i'll get high if i want to, high if i want to.
Nina: Adolf Hitler was a pal.
Lizzee: to smoke or not to smoke? that is the question.
Lizzee: Nina is obsessed with black people.
Nina: you like the cake.
Adriel: i like the cake.
Nina: you LOVE the cake!
Adriel: i love the cake!
Lizzee: Nina, you're like a hyperactive version of your mother.
Nina: noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Lindsey: Mirannda get your priorities straight.
Lizzee: yeah, you can't have your cake and smoke it too.
Nina: i wonder if our smoke affects the atmosphere.
*Destiny is calling me!*
Adriel: hello?
Adriel and Nina: i thought she was saying i just can't cook, it's killing me.
Lizzee: i wont. take. this. ANYMORE! IVE GOT YOU WHERE I WANT YOU.
Mirannda: then it'll be, everyone is jealous of our same sex legal union.
Lizzee: everyone is jealous of our adopted foreign child.
Nina: everyone is jealous of our adopted blasian baby.
Adriel: have you heard Track 14 by Blank?
Lindsey: oh yeah, is that the one from the album Blank?
Adriel: yeah
Lindsey: it sounded very similar to Track 11.
Saturday, December 11, 2010
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Sunday, June 6, 2010
First Official Day of Summer
It's Early As A Mug.
Dolme
4/6ths Sparkling Limeaid
2/6ths Strawberry Lemonaid
Black Berries
The McKibben
1 Stalk of Celary
Peanut Butter
Brie
Hey guys, want some dolmes?
Nina and Mirannda would be cute hippies.
Lindsey: is that what black women are called these days? black berries?
Charis: let me put my head under water.
Mirannda: no it's not safe.
Charis: ttrrruuusssstttt meeeeee.
Lindsey: dude we have this whole thing inside that they don't know about.
Kathleen: yeah that's crazy.
Kathleen: i want to make a pigeon eat a chicken.
Charis: this is a stupid question, but what is a female chicken called?
Mirannda: a hen!
Charis: you're a slut.
Mirannda: you're rubbing my hip bone.
Charis: you and your slutty hip hone.
Erik Myerhoffer: dude that song is like sooo oold.
Daniel: that bug like...
Five Minutes Later
Daniel: fails at moving.
I Just Found Some Really Old Ones.
Lizzee: i've been in china too long, i've adapted their driving skills.
Nina: my eyelids are doing the worm. no, now they're going on adventures and shit.
Mirannda: dude can my eyelids hang out with your eyelids?
Nina: no no no don't even go there.
Mirannda: this little piggy...
Nina: oh no. that's not right. noooooo. stop no. don't fuck with my universe.
Lizzee: did you just play the drums?
Mirannda: Nooooo it was the piano!
Lizzee: damnpussy.
Nina: i feel like a grandmother
Mirannda: i don't feeeeeeeel cold though.
Lizzee: i feel like a robot.
Nina: you can't just STOP my humps!
Mirannda: i'm seeing flashes of the adult's baby selves in themselves.
Nina: my eyelids are doing the worm. no, now they're going on adventures and shit.
Mirannda: dude can my eyelids hang out with your eyelids?
Nina: no no no don't even go there.
Mirannda: this little piggy...
Nina: oh no. that's not right. noooooo. stop no. don't fuck with my universe.
Lizzee: did you just play the drums?
Mirannda: Nooooo it was the piano!
Lizzee: damnpussy.
Nina: i feel like a grandmother
Mirannda: i don't feeeeeeeel cold though.
Lizzee: i feel like a robot.
Nina: you can't just STOP my humps!
Mirannda: i'm seeing flashes of the adult's baby selves in themselves.
Yo Dawg, You A Foo.
Lindsey: good day mate.
Lizzee: why is lindsey so funny?
Mirannda: it's fucking up her fung shweay!
Lizzee and Charis: Because we're AWESOME.
Lindsey: then it will be my time and then your time and then my time and then your time.
Mirannda: fuck dat corky yo.
Lindsey: i ain't no dog foo! i'm not a d-o-g i'm a d-a-w-g.
Lindsey: Ra Ra Rooh!
Rooster: Ra Ra Rooh!
Lindsey Ra Ra Rooh!
Rooster Ra Ra Rooh!
etc...
Charis: TRIBAL DANCE PARTY!
Mirannda: what do you want to try?
Lizzee: your mom.
Charis: can i try your mom?
Mirannda: i control the universe. it is how i want it to be.
Lindsey: dude my hands smell like lemons and ash. i would ask you to have a try but i just licked them.
Mirannda: dude they taste like lemons and ash.
Lindsey: i'm glad we're friends.
Lizzee and Mirannda: so am iiiii!
Lindsey: how are we gonna fix this little buddy? TAPE!
Mirannda: respect the circle.
People are people, no matter how small or how high.
Lizzee: lindsey your thumb is salty.
Mirannda: aahhh laying under the stars.
Mirannda: correction under the sky.
Lizzee: no more anxiety
Lindsey: i didn't have anxiety until you guys told me.
"Dfucmed up andiigghhdoo updoo edooo fucked"
Mirannda: no i'm just trying to concentratttee.
Mirannda: you guys are snuggling all over me.
Lindsey: i keep falling asleep.
Mirannda: hello, you're a tool.
Smiles Exchanged
Nina: an ounce is almost a pound!
Lindsey Sheepy Schifman
M-tree
Em Treey
Lizzee: why is lindsey so funny?
Mirannda: it's fucking up her fung shweay!
Lizzee and Charis: Because we're AWESOME.
Lindsey: then it will be my time and then your time and then my time and then your time.
Mirannda: fuck dat corky yo.
Lindsey: i ain't no dog foo! i'm not a d-o-g i'm a d-a-w-g.
Lindsey: Ra Ra Rooh!
Rooster: Ra Ra Rooh!
Lindsey Ra Ra Rooh!
Rooster Ra Ra Rooh!
etc...
Charis: TRIBAL DANCE PARTY!
Mirannda: what do you want to try?
Lizzee: your mom.
Charis: can i try your mom?
Mirannda: i control the universe. it is how i want it to be.
Lindsey: dude my hands smell like lemons and ash. i would ask you to have a try but i just licked them.
Mirannda: dude they taste like lemons and ash.
Lindsey: i'm glad we're friends.
Lizzee and Mirannda: so am iiiii!
Lindsey: how are we gonna fix this little buddy? TAPE!
Mirannda: respect the circle.
People are people, no matter how small or how high.
Lizzee: lindsey your thumb is salty.
Mirannda: aahhh laying under the stars.
Mirannda: correction under the sky.
Lizzee: no more anxiety
Lindsey: i didn't have anxiety until you guys told me.
"Dfucmed up andiigghhdoo updoo edooo fucked"
Mirannda: no i'm just trying to concentratttee.
Mirannda: you guys are snuggling all over me.
Lindsey: i keep falling asleep.
Mirannda: hello, you're a tool.
Smiles Exchanged
Nina: an ounce is almost a pound!
Lindsey Sheepy Schifman
M-tree
Em Treey
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Sunday, May 23, 2010
A Dollar For Your Troubles
Charis: i've ruined my life, i'll never get out of texas.
Kathleen: i could neeevveerr be bulimic, i don't know how they do it.
Lizzee: just out of curiosity, what did you puke into?
Kathleen: the sidewalk.
Lindsey: that dog is so long.
Mirannda: it looks like a mal-nourished lion.
Charis: HAHA IT DOES.
Lizzee: it's tool central in here.
Charis: why does this city attract so many douche bags?
Mirannda: this, ladies, is the making of funny stripe.
Charis: wow. that was bad ass!
Lizzee: wait what the fuck where is it?
Mirannda: shit does lindsey have it?
Lizzee: i already checked my purse and the car.
Mirannda: oh hell no.
Lizzee: WAIT! it's in my skirt pocket! hahahaha
Mirannda: hahahahah i'm so glad we found it.
A Minute and A Half Later:
Lizzee: where did it go?
Mirannda: i thought you had it!
Kathleen Back Of The Bus Deems
Kathleen Book End Of Fun Deems
THIS FUNNY STRIPE POST IS DEDICATED TO OUR HOME GIRL KATHLLLEEENNN BECAUSE THAT GIRL IS A TROOPER AND SHE HAD A SHITTY NIGHT BUT SHE WAS NICE ABOUT IT AND SHE FOUGHT ALL THE WAY THROUGH.
we love you kathleen and we'll be there to hold your hair back because we know you would do the same for us.
Kathleen: i could neeevveerr be bulimic, i don't know how they do it.
Lizzee: just out of curiosity, what did you puke into?
Kathleen: the sidewalk.
Lindsey: that dog is so long.
Mirannda: it looks like a mal-nourished lion.
Charis: HAHA IT DOES.
Lizzee: it's tool central in here.
Charis: why does this city attract so many douche bags?
Mirannda: this, ladies, is the making of funny stripe.
Charis: wow. that was bad ass!
Lizzee: wait what the fuck where is it?
Mirannda: shit does lindsey have it?
Lizzee: i already checked my purse and the car.
Mirannda: oh hell no.
Lizzee: WAIT! it's in my skirt pocket! hahahaha
Mirannda: hahahahah i'm so glad we found it.
A Minute and A Half Later:
Lizzee: where did it go?
Mirannda: i thought you had it!
Kathleen Back Of The Bus Deems
Kathleen Book End Of Fun Deems
THIS FUNNY STRIPE POST IS DEDICATED TO OUR HOME GIRL KATHLLLEEENNN BECAUSE THAT GIRL IS A TROOPER AND SHE HAD A SHITTY NIGHT BUT SHE WAS NICE ABOUT IT AND SHE FOUGHT ALL THE WAY THROUGH.
we love you kathleen and we'll be there to hold your hair back because we know you would do the same for us.
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Dawn and Dusk
Lindsey: i put a little bit in my mouth, then i feel the stuff seeping off of it, and then i eat it!
Lindsey: i want chips but i don't want to walk.
Mirannda: DUDE! roll over there!
Lindsey: no! god what do you think i am? high?
Spencer: dude, people are related to me.
Lizzee: i don't even remember the process of coming up here.
Adriel: there is no soap in the bathroom!
Nina: shut up and suck a dick.
silence
Adriel: oh shit nina.
Nina: i don't know how to get down this ladder.
Mirannda: foot and then hand, foot and then hand, foot and then hand.
Nina: daniel's got really powerful feet.
Nina: don't make ffff-fffun of me.
Lizzee: lets play a card game, lets play strip poker!
Mirannda: yes! yes let's play strip poker that would be really fun!
30 minutes later
Mirannda: wait did i seriously just get you guys to play strip poker?
Lizzee: why is daniel the funniest person ever?
Spencer: why is lizzee shitfaced?
Lindsey: hey charis can you make some room for me on the bean bag chair?
Lizzee: he looks like an eric.
Charis: erik, with a k.
Lizzee: okay he's erik now.
Lindsey: i'm the black stallion, you just said so yourself.
Charis: dark horse!
Lindsey Black Stallion Schiffman
Lindsey: i want chips but i don't want to walk.
Mirannda: DUDE! roll over there!
Lindsey: no! god what do you think i am? high?
Spencer: dude, people are related to me.
Lizzee: i don't even remember the process of coming up here.
Adriel: there is no soap in the bathroom!
Nina: shut up and suck a dick.
silence
Adriel: oh shit nina.
Nina: i don't know how to get down this ladder.
Mirannda: foot and then hand, foot and then hand, foot and then hand.
Nina: daniel's got really powerful feet.
Nina: don't make ffff-fffun of me.
Lizzee: lets play a card game, lets play strip poker!
Mirannda: yes! yes let's play strip poker that would be really fun!
30 minutes later
Mirannda: wait did i seriously just get you guys to play strip poker?
Lizzee: why is daniel the funniest person ever?
Spencer: why is lizzee shitfaced?
Lindsey: hey charis can you make some room for me on the bean bag chair?
Lizzee: he looks like an eric.
Charis: erik, with a k.
Lizzee: okay he's erik now.
Lindsey: i'm the black stallion, you just said so yourself.
Charis: dark horse!
Lindsey Black Stallion Schiffman
Saturday, May 1, 2010
FFFFrrreeeeeaaazzzzziiinnnggggg
Charis: ccan we bbblaaast the hhheeeeaaaattteerrrrr?
Lizzee: it's 61 degrees plus wind chill.
Charis: i don't think i've ever been this cold in my life
Lizzee: we're looking for wabash
Security: are you girls from glendale?
Everyone: yeahhh, we're lost
Security: yeah you're way off, there's no wabash anywhere around here
Lizzee: oh sorry
Security: it's okay just take a minute and then go because they don't want anyone who doesn't live here to be around here
Lizzee: okay, yeah we'll figure it out
rolled up windows.
Mirannda: whhaaaattt the fuuuccckkk?
Linsdey: how annoying we can't come here at night
Mirannda: that guy didn't know shit, there's a wabash around here. I LIVE ON IT.
Charis: do we look like we come from glendale?
Mirannda: what the fuck!? who hires neighborhood security?
Lindsey: what the hell was he doing there?
Lindsey's monster burps
Blast to the Past
Lizzee: it's 61 degrees plus wind chill.
Charis: i don't think i've ever been this cold in my life
Lizzee: we're looking for wabash
Security: are you girls from glendale?
Everyone: yeahhh, we're lost
Security: yeah you're way off, there's no wabash anywhere around here
Lizzee: oh sorry
Security: it's okay just take a minute and then go because they don't want anyone who doesn't live here to be around here
Lizzee: okay, yeah we'll figure it out
rolled up windows.
Mirannda: whhaaaattt the fuuuccckkk?
Linsdey: how annoying we can't come here at night
Mirannda: that guy didn't know shit, there's a wabash around here. I LIVE ON IT.
Charis: do we look like we come from glendale?
Mirannda: what the fuck!? who hires neighborhood security?
Lindsey: what the hell was he doing there?
Lindsey's monster burps
Blast to the Past
Angus, Thongs, and Perfect Snogging
RESULTS!
Nina: is there a way to extract more sap from trees?
Lizzee: well yeah probably.
Lizzee: you just, stimulate it.
Charis: i think i hear something, quick nina jump in the pool!
Lizzee: charis! it smells like air wick in here!
(in a british accent)
Mirannda: you guys, daniel smells sooo good
Mirannda: and he's soooo passionate about vegetables and music
Mirannda: oh goodness my sex god boyfriend, he's soooo yummy
Charis: and his bum, so lush!
Nina: HAHA lizzee just dried me off, and dried off my face.
Charis: you've hit a sweet spot. you've hit the sweet spot. that's the sweet spot.
Mirannda: hakuna matata, hakuna matata
Lizzee: hakuna matata, hakuna matata, hakuna matata
Charis: what a wonderful phrase
Lizzee: it means no worries for the rest of your days
Mirannda: it's our problem free, philosophy
Lizzee: ALE YOU FOOL!
Mirannda: nina, i want to lick your face, and i want to be a giant cat before i do
Mirannda: how long has nina been in the bathroom?
Charis: i'll go over there
Mirannda: i bet she fell into the toilet
Lizzee: i wouldn't be surprised
Nina: sad middle part
Nina: pensive middle part
Nina: angry middle part
Nina: happy middle part
Charis: straight face contest, GO!
Charis: testicular cancer
Mirannda: that's terrible
Charis: sweaty balls, your parents
Mirannda: really?
Charis: daniel's sweaty balls in your mouth
Mirannda: daniel's sweaty balls in your mouth
Charis: mmfnbhs ah ah mgggg
Mirannda won.
Nina: how are you guys staying so still?
Mirannda: nina, we're all shaking, violently
Nina: but i'm trying so hard to control myself.
*nina is twitching her neck and her arms*
Man in Alley 1 (to nina): i think i'm already in love.
Man in Alley 2 (to mirannda): i'm gonna hunt me some leopard, stay still honey, stand still.
Nina: once again, i'm the ONLY one who went swimming.
Lindsey Schiffman= Sloggy Lindsey!
Coming Soon: Funny Stripe PICTURES!
and possibly videos!
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Hott Dam...
nina: i don't know the laws of the log.
mirannda: i wonder if the branches grew like that or if someone cut them.
lizzee: everything goes in circles.
mirannda: what?
lizzee: think about it. it does.
mirannda: but what does that have to do with what i asked you?
lizzee: it has to do with EVERYTHING man.
mirannda: no dogs harmed in the making of this realization.
nina: i wanna see what's up there.
lizzee: nooo we want to sit.
adam: yeah we want to sit.
nina: okay i want to sit.
nina: think about how hard it must have been to pave this street.
mirannda: why are you thinking about it?
nina: how can you not think about that?
nina: what if there are people on those mountains just like how we're on these mountains.
nina: there is purple shit on your forehead lizzee! no wait, i can't tell if your face is purple or not.
mirannda: dude you're seeing through her to the wall.
nina: yyeaahh i'm seeing through her!
mirannda: oh but lizzee is all the way over there.
nina: yeah lets go back to her.
mirannda: liizzzzeee we miss you!
nina: look it's a dirt island!!
nina: is that a crab!?!? oh... no it's dirt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfa9yxCpWoA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrUivONN9Mg
nina: i now understand the meaning of "age is just a number"
charis: i have to go home.
lizzee: why?
charis: it just feels right.
mirannda: i wonder if the branches grew like that or if someone cut them.
lizzee: everything goes in circles.
mirannda: what?
lizzee: think about it. it does.
mirannda: but what does that have to do with what i asked you?
lizzee: it has to do with EVERYTHING man.
mirannda: no dogs harmed in the making of this realization.
nina: i wanna see what's up there.
lizzee: nooo we want to sit.
adam: yeah we want to sit.
nina: okay i want to sit.
nina: think about how hard it must have been to pave this street.
mirannda: why are you thinking about it?
nina: how can you not think about that?
nina: what if there are people on those mountains just like how we're on these mountains.
nina: there is purple shit on your forehead lizzee! no wait, i can't tell if your face is purple or not.
mirannda: dude you're seeing through her to the wall.
nina: yyeaahh i'm seeing through her!
mirannda: oh but lizzee is all the way over there.
nina: yeah lets go back to her.
mirannda: liizzzzeee we miss you!
nina: look it's a dirt island!!
nina: is that a crab!?!? oh... no it's dirt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfa9yxCpWoA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrUivONN9Mg
nina: i now understand the meaning of "age is just a number"
charis: i have to go home.
lizzee: why?
charis: it just feels right.
Sunday, March 7, 2010
Hello Jenkins
Charis: is someone in the house?
Lizzee: everybody grab your knives.
Nina: someone posted onnn my wAAALlll?
Charis: there's no cheese on my pizza!
Lizzee: i forgot the water... ehh it works anyways.
Lizzee: nobody has a lighter?
Charis: NOES GOES!
Mirannda: dammit.
Lindsey: is this good lighting for your picture?
Lizzee: everybody grab your knives.
Nina: someone posted onnn my wAAALlll?
Charis: there's no cheese on my pizza!
Lizzee: i forgot the water... ehh it works anyways.
Lizzee: nobody has a lighter?
Charis: NOES GOES!
Mirannda: dammit.
Lindsey: is this good lighting for your picture?
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.
Lindsey: I knew he was gay.
Daniel: Adriel or me?
Adriel: hell yes i'm gay. i like your cock.
Mirannda: both of um.
Mirannda: when i sat next to Daniel he told me to move.
Lindsey: whhhhaaaaatt?
Mirannda: i know, smack him in the face for me.
Charis: and then this old guy is like, "you've never given me a bj", and his wife is like, "sure honey i'd lo-"
Daniel: WAIT A SECOND. MARRIED FOR 50 YEARS AND SHE'S NEVER GIVEN HIM A BLOW JOB? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Mirannda: Charis do you have an apple?
Charis: there's an old, half eaten banana.
Mirannda: well that's helpful.
Lindsey: someone's legs are really hairy.
Daniel: it's probably me.
Lindsey: no, like prickly.
Daniel: oh, no then it's not me. my legs are soft and fluffy.
Daniel: Adriel or me?
Adriel: hell yes i'm gay. i like your cock.
Mirannda: both of um.
Mirannda: when i sat next to Daniel he told me to move.
Lindsey: whhhhaaaaatt?
Mirannda: i know, smack him in the face for me.
Charis: and then this old guy is like, "you've never given me a bj", and his wife is like, "sure honey i'd lo-"
Daniel: WAIT A SECOND. MARRIED FOR 50 YEARS AND SHE'S NEVER GIVEN HIM A BLOW JOB? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Mirannda: Charis do you have an apple?
Charis: there's an old, half eaten banana.
Mirannda: well that's helpful.
Lindsey: someone's legs are really hairy.
Daniel: it's probably me.
Lindsey: no, like prickly.
Daniel: oh, no then it's not me. my legs are soft and fluffy.
don't disturb the floating nina.
Dazed, but mostly Confused.
Lindsey: YOU GUYS! i just tripped coming out of the door!
Mirannda: why aren't you changed?
Lindsey: i got distracted.
Sarah: Daniel what did i ever do to you?
Adriel: you were born.
Sarah: Adriel what did i ever do to you?
Adriel: you were born!
Sarah: Mirannda what did i ever do to you?
Adriel: YOU WERE BORN! jesus christ.
Daniel: i forbid you to bite my girlfriend.
Mirannda: since when has this law been enforced?
Will: can you please dress normally please? for one day?
Daniel: you always look insane.
Nina: i dress like that too.
Will: yeah but you wear it at night, she walks around in BROAD DAYLIGHT like that.
Mirannda: are they going outside?
Charis: no they're just going to the bathroom together.
Daniel: i lost my balance.
Mirannda: we're in water. how do you even do that?
Nina: we should make the boys sleep in the party shower.
Mirannda: and then turn on the water.
Charis: you know we'll find them spooning by morning.
Adriel: Oh! body heat. it's so cold, get closer to me.
Nina: hey Madeline.
Madeline: you know my name?
"the thing is, he's not badass like Cashmere is."
"NO! don't just listen to him because he's black!"
Mirannda: why aren't you changed?
Lindsey: i got distracted.
Sarah: Daniel what did i ever do to you?
Adriel: you were born.
Sarah: Adriel what did i ever do to you?
Adriel: you were born!
Sarah: Mirannda what did i ever do to you?
Adriel: YOU WERE BORN! jesus christ.
Daniel: i forbid you to bite my girlfriend.
Mirannda: since when has this law been enforced?
Will: can you please dress normally please? for one day?
Daniel: you always look insane.
Nina: i dress like that too.
Will: yeah but you wear it at night, she walks around in BROAD DAYLIGHT like that.
Mirannda: are they going outside?
Charis: no they're just going to the bathroom together.
Daniel: i lost my balance.
Mirannda: we're in water. how do you even do that?
Nina: we should make the boys sleep in the party shower.
Mirannda: and then turn on the water.
Charis: you know we'll find them spooning by morning.
Adriel: Oh! body heat. it's so cold, get closer to me.
Nina: hey Madeline.
Madeline: you know my name?
Nina's Commentary To Dazed and Confused
"ma ma ma ma ma look at me i'm blonde.""the thing is, he's not badass like Cashmere is."
"NO! don't just listen to him because he's black!"
YOU GUYS DIDN'T SEE ME.
Although no fun is no fun, no fun's house? very fun.
Lindsey: Dude! the silver thing we've been sitting on is where all the shit goes!
Charis: seriously? i've never seen someone have so much trouble opening a door.
Adriel: let's play baseball!
Nina: really Adriel? have you looked at Charis's backyard?
Nina: sure i'll watch the beginning again. i don't really remember it anymore.
Will: weird, i feel like i just watched this movie.
Mirannda: move, you're taking up most of the couch.
Adriel: I'M taking up most of the couch? Bullshit!
Daniel tripped coming out of the window.
Nina moon gazed.
Lindsey did her best dog impression.
Will: woah, it gets really dark after you turn the lights off after they've been on.
Mirannda: I want an apple really badly.
Nina: oh no, now i feel really bad. i almost bought an apple but i spaced at Ralph's.
Nina: now i feel really bad about not getting you an apple.
Mirannda: why do you care so much? i'll be fine.
Nina: but i could have made you happy.
Mirannda: you want to know how to make me happy?
Nina: how?
Mirannda: give me a hug.
Nina: OOOHH IT'S A FRESHMAN, SENIOR HOOKUP... LIKE MIRANNDA AND DANIEL.
are we in your personal space?
Sunday, February 21, 2010
The Original Funny Stripe.
Lizzee: i'm sober as a kitten.
Nina: heheehee
Mirannda: what's so funny?
Nina: i saw a funny stripe.
Mirannda: where?
Nina: funnystripe.com
Daniel: that fucker just hit me with his whip-like arms!
Lindsey: i forgot how funny he is when he's high.
Nina: Lizzee we should record you burping!
Nina: Ms. Klugman!
Lindsey: what?
Nina: she's on my interim.
Mirannda: why are you telling us this?
Nina: I thought you were talking about her... never mind.
Nina: heheehee
Mirannda: what's so funny?
Nina: i saw a funny stripe.
Mirannda: where?
Nina: funnystripe.com
Daniel: that fucker just hit me with his whip-like arms!
Lindsey: i forgot how funny he is when he's high.
Nina: Lizzee we should record you burping!
Nina: Ms. Klugman!
Lindsey: what?
Nina: she's on my interim.
Mirannda: why are you telling us this?
Nina: I thought you were talking about her... never mind.
Badass Bitches In The Beuick.
Nina: it's like ants making color in black and white.
Songs Sang:
Hey soul sista by Train
So what by Pink
Remember me by Lil Jon
Tik Tok by Kesha
Shut it down by Pitbull/Akon
DON'T STOP BELIEVING BY JOURNEY.
Cherry on Top; Breakfast in Hawaii, A True Fruit tart, The Birthday Cake You've Always Wanted.
Lizzee: my new years resolution is to take more risks.
Songs Sang:
Hey soul sista by Train
So what by Pink
Remember me by Lil Jon
Tik Tok by Kesha
Shut it down by Pitbull/Akon
DON'T STOP BELIEVING BY JOURNEY.
Cherry on Top; Breakfast in Hawaii, A True Fruit tart, The Birthday Cake You've Always Wanted.
Lizzee: my new years resolution is to take more risks.
Luke Tried To Stand On the Train Tracks.
Mirannda: I would make a pout!
Luke: you look like a gorilla.
Mirannda: really?
Luke: no.
Mirannda: tag, you're it.
Luke: tag you're it.
Mirannda: tag you're it.
Luke: i'm not touching you.
Mirannda: i'm not touching YOU!
Luke: the train's here.
Luke: you look like a gorilla.
Mirannda: really?
Luke: no.
Mirannda: tag, you're it.
Luke: tag you're it.
Mirannda: tag you're it.
Luke: i'm not touching you.
Mirannda: i'm not touching YOU!
Luke: the train's here.
Brad's Birthday is December 3rd.
i wanna sex you. in strawberries. strawberry mind games.
Nina: all these houses could be bird houses.
Mirannda: YEAH because bird houses are like human houses just smaller.
I met a man named Emilio, he works at Teri Yaki.
He's 30 and I told him he was beautiful.
He then gave me his myspace url.
Nina: all these houses could be bird houses.
Mirannda: YEAH because bird houses are like human houses just smaller.
I met a man named Emilio, he works at Teri Yaki.
He's 30 and I told him he was beautiful.
He then gave me his myspace url.
funnystripe.com
it doesn't make that much sense and it really shouldn't.
whether you remember or not this website is here for your entertainment.
now if you are ever wondering FUNNYSTRIPE.COM EXISTS.
whether you remember or not this website is here for your entertainment.
now if you are ever wondering FUNNYSTRIPE.COM EXISTS.
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