Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.

Lindsey: I knew he was gay.
Daniel: Adriel or me?
Adriel: hell yes i'm gay. i like your cock.
Mirannda: both of um.

Mirannda: when i sat next to Daniel he told me to move.
Lindsey: whhhhaaaaatt?
Mirannda: i know, smack him in the face for me.

Charis: and then this old guy is like, "you've never given me a bj", and his wife is like, "sure honey i'd lo-"
Daniel: WAIT A SECOND. MARRIED FOR 50 YEARS AND SHE'S NEVER GIVEN HIM A BLOW JOB? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?

Mirannda: Charis do you have an apple?
Charis: there's an old, half eaten banana.
Mirannda: well that's helpful.

Lindsey: someone's legs are really hairy.
Daniel: it's probably me.
Lindsey: no, like prickly.
Daniel: oh, no then it's not me. my legs are soft and fluffy.

don't disturb the floating nina.

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