The Original Funny Stripe.

Lizzee: i'm sober as a kitten.

Nina: heheehee
Mirannda: what's so funny?
Nina: i saw a funny stripe.
Mirannda: where?
Nina: funnystripe.com

Daniel: that fucker just hit me with his whip-like arms!
Lindsey: i forgot how funny he is when he's high.

Nina: Lizzee we should record you burping!

Nina: Ms. Klugman!
Lindsey: what?
Nina: she's on my interim.
Mirannda: why are you telling us this?
Nina: I thought you were talking about her... never mind.

Badass Bitches In The Beuick.

Nina: it's like ants making color in black and white.

Songs Sang:
Hey soul sista by Train
So what by Pink
Remember me by Lil Jon
Tik Tok by Kesha
Shut it down by Pitbull/Akon
DON'T STOP BELIEVING BY JOURNEY.

Cherry on Top; Breakfast in Hawaii, A True Fruit tart, The Birthday Cake You've Always Wanted.

Lizzee: my new years resolution is to take more risks.

Luke Tried To Stand On the Train Tracks.

Mirannda: I would make a pout!
Luke: you look like a gorilla.
Mirannda: really?
Luke: no.

Mirannda: tag, you're it.
Luke: tag you're it.
Mirannda: tag you're it.
Luke: i'm not touching you.
Mirannda: i'm not touching YOU!
Luke: the train's here.

Brad's Birthday is December 3rd.

i wanna sex you. in strawberries. strawberry mind games.











Nina: all these houses could be bird houses.
Mirannda: YEAH because bird houses are like human houses just smaller.

I met a man named Emilio, he works at Teri Yaki.
He's 30 and I told him he was beautiful.
He then gave me his myspace url.

funnystripe.com

it doesn't make that much sense and it really shouldn't.
whether you remember or not this website is here for your entertainment.
now if you are ever wondering FUNNYSTRIPE.COM EXISTS.