Lindsey: i put a little bit in my mouth, then i feel the stuff seeping off of it, and then i eat it!
Lindsey: i want chips but i don't want to walk.
Mirannda: DUDE! roll over there!
Lindsey: no! god what do you think i am? high?
Spencer: dude, people are related to me.
Lizzee: i don't even remember the process of coming up here.
Adriel: there is no soap in the bathroom!
Nina: shut up and suck a dick.
silence
Adriel: oh shit nina.
Nina: i don't know how to get down this ladder.
Mirannda: foot and then hand, foot and then hand, foot and then hand.
Nina: daniel's got really powerful feet.
Nina: don't make ffff-fffun of me.
Lizzee: lets play a card game, lets play strip poker!
Mirannda: yes! yes let's play strip poker that would be really fun!
30 minutes later
Mirannda: wait did i seriously just get you guys to play strip poker?
Lizzee: why is daniel the funniest person ever?
Spencer: why is lizzee shitfaced?
Lindsey: hey charis can you make some room for me on the bean bag chair?
Lizzee: he looks like an eric.
Charis: erik, with a k.
Lizzee: okay he's erik now.
Lindsey: i'm the black stallion, you just said so yourself.
Charis: dark horse!
Lindsey Black Stallion Schiffman
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