Charis: i've ruined my life, i'll never get out of texas.
Kathleen: i could neeevveerr be bulimic, i don't know how they do it.
Lizzee: just out of curiosity, what did you puke into?
Kathleen: the sidewalk.
Lindsey: that dog is so long.
Mirannda: it looks like a mal-nourished lion.
Charis: HAHA IT DOES.
Lizzee: it's tool central in here.
Charis: why does this city attract so many douche bags?
Mirannda: this, ladies, is the making of funny stripe.
Charis: wow. that was bad ass!
Lizzee: wait what the fuck where is it?
Mirannda: shit does lindsey have it?
Lizzee: i already checked my purse and the car.
Mirannda: oh hell no.
Lizzee: WAIT! it's in my skirt pocket! hahahaha
Mirannda: hahahahah i'm so glad we found it.
A Minute and A Half Later:
Lizzee: where did it go?
Mirannda: i thought you had it!
Kathleen Back Of The Bus Deems
Kathleen Book End Of Fun Deems
THIS FUNNY STRIPE POST IS DEDICATED TO OUR HOME GIRL KATHLLLEEENNN BECAUSE THAT GIRL IS A TROOPER AND SHE HAD A SHITTY NIGHT BUT SHE WAS NICE ABOUT IT AND SHE FOUGHT ALL THE WAY THROUGH.
we love you kathleen and we'll be there to hold your hair back because we know you would do the same for us.
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