Happy New Year Funnystripe

Nina: my puke is nervous and doesn't wanna come out and play.

Charis: and now he has to kiss that.
Nina: oh, he loves the taste of stomach bile.

Mirannda: the triceratops are the down syndrome kids of the dinosaur world.

Fort Etiquette

What are the arts if not just feeling deeply for a moment?

The D-Squad

How D Are You?

Mirannda: if it ever gets awkward just go for the high-five.
Lizzee: the high-five solution!

call it Nina, forever until it dies. birth certificate, i'll go pee on it.

Remember our story about Sprinkleydoo who liked to skmidabbley do.
remember. please. that's all i know.

Mirannda: the world's smallest orchestra conducted by Nina.

Driveway Dancehall

Nina: i can NOT get that high.

Lizzee: BATTLE WOUND!!!

Nina: your shorts remind me of bikini bottom. where Sponge Bob lives. woah man, you're shaking up bikini bottom.

Nina: you should get a bird for your driveway gate.
Mirannda: two lights is not good enough.

Nina: what if flowers just applied your makeup for you?

The Adventures of Camilla and Nikoli Vern

Lizzee: are you high?
Mirannda: no, i'm just making hand puppets.

Mirannda: i should keep this rock just because i used it as an example of all the stuff i keep.
Lizzee: you should keep my toe.
Mirannda: if i kept your guy's heads after you died would that be taking our friendship to a whole new level?

Mirannda: i love these phones because they kind of look like people.
Lizzee: People Phones!
-30 minutes deciding our phone's names-

Lizzee is a bobcat, Lindsey is a deer, Mirannda is a "brc"?, Charis is a raccoon, and Nina is a coyote.

The Food Movies
Film one: Appetizers
Sequel: Entree
Treequel: Desert; McFlurries

Lizzee: dude, is that Jack Purvis?

Haaaaaaappy Biiiirthdaaaayyyyyy Toooo You

Adriel: go south and then go south. when you reach south go south again.

Lizzee: skunks are really shhhyyyy.

Everybody Now: it's my party and i'll get high if i want to, high if i want to.

Nina: Adolf Hitler was a pal.

Lizzee: to smoke or not to smoke? that is the question.

Lizzee: Nina is obsessed with black people.

Nina: you like the cake.
Adriel: i like the cake.
Nina: you LOVE the cake!
Adriel: i love the cake!

Lizzee: Nina, you're like a hyperactive version of your mother.
Nina: noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

Lindsey: Mirannda get your priorities straight.
Lizzee: yeah, you can't have your cake and smoke it too.

Nina: i wonder if our smoke affects the atmosphere.

*Destiny is calling me!*
Adriel: hello?

Adriel and Nina: i thought she was saying i just can't cook, it's killing me.

Lizzee: i wont. take. this. ANYMORE! IVE GOT YOU WHERE I WANT YOU.

Mirannda: then it'll be, everyone is jealous of our same sex legal union.
Lizzee: everyone is jealous of our adopted foreign child.
Nina: everyone is jealous of our adopted blasian baby.

Adriel: have you heard Track 14 by Blank?
Lindsey: oh yeah, is that the one from the album Blank?
Adriel: yeah
Lindsey: it sounded very similar to Track 11.

Summer 2010 Here We Come

First Official Day of Summer

It's Early As A Mug.

Dolme
4/6ths Sparkling Limeaid
2/6ths Strawberry Lemonaid
Black Berries

The McKibben
1 Stalk of Celary
Peanut Butter
Brie

Hey guys, want some dolmes?

Nina and Mirannda would be cute hippies.

Lindsey: is that what black women are called these days? black berries?

Charis: let me put my head under water.
Mirannda: no it's not safe.
Charis: ttrrruuusssstttt meeeeee.

Lindsey: dude we have this whole thing inside that they don't know about.
Kathleen: yeah that's crazy.

Kathleen: i want to make a pigeon eat a chicken.

Charis: this is a stupid question, but what is a female chicken called?
Mirannda: a hen!

Charis: you're a slut.
Mirannda: you're rubbing my hip bone.
Charis: you and your slutty hip hone.

Erik Myerhoffer: dude that song is like sooo oold.

Daniel: that bug like...
Five Minutes Later
Daniel: fails at moving.

Wind Chill.

I Just Found Some Really Old Ones.

Lizzee: i've been in china too long, i've adapted their driving skills.

Nina: my eyelids are doing the worm. no, now they're going on adventures and shit.
Mirannda: dude can my eyelids hang out with your eyelids?
Nina: no no no don't even go there.

Mirannda: this little piggy...
Nina: oh no. that's not right. noooooo. stop no. don't fuck with my universe.

Lizzee: did you just play the drums?
Mirannda: Nooooo it was the piano!

Lizzee: damnpussy.

Nina: i feel like a grandmother
Mirannda: i don't feeeeeeeel cold though.
Lizzee: i feel like a robot.

Nina: you can't just STOP my humps!

Mirannda: i'm seeing flashes of the adult's baby selves in themselves.

Yo Dawg, You A Foo.

Lindsey: good day mate.
Lizzee: why is lindsey so funny?

Mirannda: it's fucking up her fung shweay!

Lizzee and Charis: Because we're AWESOME.

Lindsey: then it will be my time and then your time and then my time and then your time.

Mirannda: fuck dat corky yo.

Lindsey: i ain't no dog foo! i'm not a d-o-g i'm a d-a-w-g.

Lindsey: Ra Ra Rooh!
Rooster: Ra Ra Rooh!
Lindsey Ra Ra Rooh!
Rooster Ra Ra Rooh!
etc...

Charis: TRIBAL DANCE PARTY!

Mirannda: what do you want to try?
Lizzee: your mom.
Charis: can i try your mom?

Mirannda: i control the universe. it is how i want it to be.

Lindsey: dude my hands smell like lemons and ash. i would ask you to have a try but i just licked them.
Mirannda: dude they taste like lemons and ash.

Lindsey: i'm glad we're friends.
Lizzee and Mirannda: so am iiiii!

Lindsey: how are we gonna fix this little buddy? TAPE!

Mirannda: respect the circle.

People are people, no matter how small or how high.

Lizzee: lindsey your thumb is salty.

Mirannda: aahhh laying under the stars.
Mirannda: correction under the sky.

Lizzee: no more anxiety
Lindsey: i didn't have anxiety until you guys told me.

"Dfucmed up andiigghhdoo updoo edooo fucked"

Mirannda: no i'm just trying to concentratttee.

Mirannda: you guys are snuggling all over me.
Lindsey: i keep falling asleep.

Mirannda: hello, you're a tool.
Smiles Exchanged

Nina: an ounce is almost a pound!

Lindsey Sheepy Schifman
M-tree
Em Treey