Hello Jenkins

Charis: is someone in the house?
Lizzee: everybody grab your knives.

Nina: someone posted onnn my wAAALlll?

Charis: there's no cheese on my pizza!

Lizzee: i forgot the water... ehh it works anyways.

Lizzee: nobody has a lighter?
Charis: NOES GOES!
Mirannda: dammit.

Lindsey: is this good lighting for your picture?

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.

Lindsey: I knew he was gay.
Daniel: Adriel or me?
Adriel: hell yes i'm gay. i like your cock.
Mirannda: both of um.

Mirannda: when i sat next to Daniel he told me to move.
Lindsey: whhhhaaaaatt?
Mirannda: i know, smack him in the face for me.

Charis: and then this old guy is like, "you've never given me a bj", and his wife is like, "sure honey i'd lo-"
Daniel: WAIT A SECOND. MARRIED FOR 50 YEARS AND SHE'S NEVER GIVEN HIM A BLOW JOB? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?

Mirannda: Charis do you have an apple?
Charis: there's an old, half eaten banana.
Mirannda: well that's helpful.

Lindsey: someone's legs are really hairy.
Daniel: it's probably me.
Lindsey: no, like prickly.
Daniel: oh, no then it's not me. my legs are soft and fluffy.

don't disturb the floating nina.

Dazed, but mostly Confused.

Lindsey: YOU GUYS! i just tripped coming out of the door!
Mirannda: why aren't you changed?
Lindsey: i got distracted.

Sarah: Daniel what did i ever do to you?
Adriel: you were born.
Sarah: Adriel what did i ever do to you?
Adriel: you were born!
Sarah: Mirannda what did i ever do to you?
Adriel: YOU WERE BORN! jesus christ.

Daniel: i forbid you to bite my girlfriend.
Mirannda: since when has this law been enforced?

Will: can you please dress normally please? for one day?
Daniel: you always look insane.
Nina: i dress like that too.
Will: yeah but you wear it at night, she walks around in BROAD DAYLIGHT like that.

Mirannda: are they going outside?
Charis: no they're just going to the bathroom together.

Daniel: i lost my balance.
Mirannda: we're in water. how do you even do that?

Nina: we should make the boys sleep in the party shower.
Mirannda: and then turn on the water.
Charis: you know we'll find them spooning by morning.
Adriel: Oh! body heat. it's so cold, get closer to me.

Nina: hey Madeline.
Madeline: you know my name?

Nina's Commentary To Dazed and Confused

"ma ma ma ma ma look at me i'm blonde."
"the thing is, he's not badass like Cashmere is."
"NO! don't just listen to him because he's black!"

YOU GUYS DIDN'T SEE ME.

Although no fun is no fun, no fun's house? very fun.

Lindsey: Dude! the silver thing we've been sitting on is where all the shit goes!

Charis: seriously? i've never seen someone have so much trouble opening a door.

Adriel: let's play baseball!
Nina: really Adriel? have you looked at Charis's backyard?

Nina: sure i'll watch the beginning again. i don't really remember it anymore.
Will: weird, i feel like i just watched this movie.

Mirannda: move, you're taking up most of the couch.
Adriel: I'M taking up most of the couch? Bullshit!

Daniel tripped coming out of the window.
Nina moon gazed.
Lindsey did her best dog impression.

Will: woah, it gets really dark after you turn the lights off after they've been on.

Mirannda: I want an apple really badly.
Nina: oh no, now i feel really bad. i almost bought an apple but i spaced at Ralph's.
Nina: now i feel really bad about not getting you an apple.
Mirannda: why do you care so much? i'll be fine.
Nina: but i could have made you happy.
Mirannda: you want to know how to make me happy?
Nina: how?
Mirannda: give me a hug.

Nina: OOOHH IT'S A FRESHMAN, SENIOR HOOKUP... LIKE MIRANNDA AND DANIEL.

are we in your personal space?

The Original Funny Stripe.

Lizzee: i'm sober as a kitten.

Nina: heheehee
Mirannda: what's so funny?
Nina: i saw a funny stripe.
Mirannda: where?
Nina: funnystripe.com

Daniel: that fucker just hit me with his whip-like arms!
Lindsey: i forgot how funny he is when he's high.

Nina: Lizzee we should record you burping!

Nina: Ms. Klugman!
Lindsey: what?
Nina: she's on my interim.
Mirannda: why are you telling us this?
Nina: I thought you were talking about her... never mind.

Badass Bitches In The Beuick.

Nina: it's like ants making color in black and white.

Songs Sang:
Hey soul sista by Train
So what by Pink
Remember me by Lil Jon
Tik Tok by Kesha
Shut it down by Pitbull/Akon
DON'T STOP BELIEVING BY JOURNEY.

Cherry on Top; Breakfast in Hawaii, A True Fruit tart, The Birthday Cake You've Always Wanted.

Lizzee: my new years resolution is to take more risks.

Luke Tried To Stand On the Train Tracks.

Mirannda: I would make a pout!
Luke: you look like a gorilla.
Mirannda: really?
Luke: no.

Mirannda: tag, you're it.
Luke: tag you're it.
Mirannda: tag you're it.
Luke: i'm not touching you.
Mirannda: i'm not touching YOU!
Luke: the train's here.

Brad's Birthday is December 3rd.

i wanna sex you. in strawberries. strawberry mind games.











Nina: all these houses could be bird houses.
Mirannda: YEAH because bird houses are like human houses just smaller.

I met a man named Emilio, he works at Teri Yaki.
He's 30 and I told him he was beautiful.
He then gave me his myspace url.

funnystripe.com

it doesn't make that much sense and it really shouldn't.
whether you remember or not this website is here for your entertainment.
now if you are ever wondering FUNNYSTRIPE.COM EXISTS.