Haaaaaaappy Biiiirthdaaaayyyyyy Toooo You

Adriel: go south and then go south. when you reach south go south again.

Lizzee: skunks are really shhhyyyy.

Everybody Now: it's my party and i'll get high if i want to, high if i want to.

Nina: Adolf Hitler was a pal.

Lizzee: to smoke or not to smoke? that is the question.

Lizzee: Nina is obsessed with black people.

Nina: you like the cake.
Adriel: i like the cake.
Nina: you LOVE the cake!
Adriel: i love the cake!

Lizzee: Nina, you're like a hyperactive version of your mother.
Nina: noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

Lindsey: Mirannda get your priorities straight.
Lizzee: yeah, you can't have your cake and smoke it too.

Nina: i wonder if our smoke affects the atmosphere.

*Destiny is calling me!*
Adriel: hello?

Adriel and Nina: i thought she was saying i just can't cook, it's killing me.

Lizzee: i wont. take. this. ANYMORE! IVE GOT YOU WHERE I WANT YOU.

Mirannda: then it'll be, everyone is jealous of our same sex legal union.
Lizzee: everyone is jealous of our adopted foreign child.
Nina: everyone is jealous of our adopted blasian baby.

Adriel: have you heard Track 14 by Blank?
Lindsey: oh yeah, is that the one from the album Blank?
Adriel: yeah
Lindsey: it sounded very similar to Track 11.

Summer 2010 Here We Come

First Official Day of Summer

It's Early As A Mug.

Dolme
4/6ths Sparkling Limeaid
2/6ths Strawberry Lemonaid
Black Berries

The McKibben
1 Stalk of Celary
Peanut Butter
Brie

Hey guys, want some dolmes?

Nina and Mirannda would be cute hippies.

Lindsey: is that what black women are called these days? black berries?

Charis: let me put my head under water.
Mirannda: no it's not safe.
Charis: ttrrruuusssstttt meeeeee.

Lindsey: dude we have this whole thing inside that they don't know about.
Kathleen: yeah that's crazy.

Kathleen: i want to make a pigeon eat a chicken.

Charis: this is a stupid question, but what is a female chicken called?
Mirannda: a hen!

Charis: you're a slut.
Mirannda: you're rubbing my hip bone.
Charis: you and your slutty hip hone.

Erik Myerhoffer: dude that song is like sooo oold.

Daniel: that bug like...
Five Minutes Later
Daniel: fails at moving.

Wind Chill.

I Just Found Some Really Old Ones.

Lizzee: i've been in china too long, i've adapted their driving skills.

Nina: my eyelids are doing the worm. no, now they're going on adventures and shit.
Mirannda: dude can my eyelids hang out with your eyelids?
Nina: no no no don't even go there.

Mirannda: this little piggy...
Nina: oh no. that's not right. noooooo. stop no. don't fuck with my universe.

Lizzee: did you just play the drums?
Mirannda: Nooooo it was the piano!

Lizzee: damnpussy.

Nina: i feel like a grandmother
Mirannda: i don't feeeeeeeel cold though.
Lizzee: i feel like a robot.

Nina: you can't just STOP my humps!

Mirannda: i'm seeing flashes of the adult's baby selves in themselves.

Yo Dawg, You A Foo.

Lindsey: good day mate.
Lizzee: why is lindsey so funny?

Mirannda: it's fucking up her fung shweay!

Lizzee and Charis: Because we're AWESOME.

Lindsey: then it will be my time and then your time and then my time and then your time.

Mirannda: fuck dat corky yo.

Lindsey: i ain't no dog foo! i'm not a d-o-g i'm a d-a-w-g.

Lindsey: Ra Ra Rooh!
Rooster: Ra Ra Rooh!
Lindsey Ra Ra Rooh!
Rooster Ra Ra Rooh!
etc...

Charis: TRIBAL DANCE PARTY!

Mirannda: what do you want to try?
Lizzee: your mom.
Charis: can i try your mom?

Mirannda: i control the universe. it is how i want it to be.

Lindsey: dude my hands smell like lemons and ash. i would ask you to have a try but i just licked them.
Mirannda: dude they taste like lemons and ash.

Lindsey: i'm glad we're friends.
Lizzee and Mirannda: so am iiiii!

Lindsey: how are we gonna fix this little buddy? TAPE!

Mirannda: respect the circle.

People are people, no matter how small or how high.

Lizzee: lindsey your thumb is salty.

Mirannda: aahhh laying under the stars.
Mirannda: correction under the sky.

Lizzee: no more anxiety
Lindsey: i didn't have anxiety until you guys told me.

"Dfucmed up andiigghhdoo updoo edooo fucked"

Mirannda: no i'm just trying to concentratttee.

Mirannda: you guys are snuggling all over me.
Lindsey: i keep falling asleep.

Mirannda: hello, you're a tool.
Smiles Exchanged

Nina: an ounce is almost a pound!

Lindsey Sheepy Schifman
M-tree
Em Treey

A Dollar For Your Troubles

Charis: i've ruined my life, i'll never get out of texas.

Kathleen: i could neeevveerr be bulimic, i don't know how they do it.

Lizzee: just out of curiosity, what did you puke into?
Kathleen: the sidewalk.

Lindsey: that dog is so long.
Mirannda: it looks like a mal-nourished lion.
Charis: HAHA IT DOES.

Lizzee: it's tool central in here.
Charis: why does this city attract so many douche bags?

Mirannda: this, ladies, is the making of funny stripe.

Charis: wow. that was bad ass!

Lizzee: wait what the fuck where is it?
Mirannda: shit does lindsey have it?
Lizzee: i already checked my purse and the car.
Mirannda: oh hell no.
Lizzee: WAIT! it's in my skirt pocket! hahahaha
Mirannda: hahahahah i'm so glad we found it.
A Minute and A Half Later:
Lizzee: where did it go?
Mirannda: i thought you had it!

Kathleen Back Of The Bus Deems
Kathleen Book End Of Fun Deems

THIS FUNNY STRIPE POST IS DEDICATED TO OUR HOME GIRL KATHLLLEEENNN BECAUSE THAT GIRL IS A TROOPER AND SHE HAD A SHITTY NIGHT BUT SHE WAS NICE ABOUT IT AND SHE FOUGHT ALL THE WAY THROUGH.
we love you kathleen and we'll be there to hold your hair back because we know you would do the same for us.

Lindsey, The Black Stallion

the dark horse

Dawn and Dusk

Lindsey: i put a little bit in my mouth, then i feel the stuff seeping off of it, and then i eat it!

Lindsey: i want chips but i don't want to walk.
Mirannda: DUDE! roll over there!
Lindsey: no! god what do you think i am? high?

Spencer: dude, people are related to me.

Lizzee: i don't even remember the process of coming up here.

Adriel: there is no soap in the bathroom!

Nina: shut up and suck a dick.
silence
Adriel: oh shit nina.

Nina: i don't know how to get down this ladder.
Mirannda: foot and then hand, foot and then hand, foot and then hand.

Nina: daniel's got really powerful feet.

Nina: don't make ffff-fffun of me.

Lizzee: lets play a card game, lets play strip poker!
Mirannda: yes! yes let's play strip poker that would be really fun!
30 minutes later
Mirannda: wait did i seriously just get you guys to play strip poker?

Lizzee: why is daniel the funniest person ever?
Spencer: why is lizzee shitfaced?

Lindsey: hey charis can you make some room for me on the bean bag chair?

Lizzee: he looks like an eric.
Charis: erik, with a k.
Lizzee: okay he's erik now.

Lindsey: i'm the black stallion, you just said so yourself.
Charis: dark horse!

Lindsey Black Stallion Schiffman

FFFFrrreeeeeaaazzzzziiinnnggggg

Charis: ccan we bbblaaast the hhheeeeaaaattteerrrrr?

Lizzee: it's 61 degrees plus wind chill.
Charis: i don't think i've ever been this cold in my life

Lizzee: we're looking for wabash
Security: are you girls from glendale?
Everyone: yeahhh, we're lost
Security: yeah you're way off, there's no wabash anywhere around here
Lizzee: oh sorry
Security: it's okay just take a minute and then go because they don't want anyone who doesn't live here to be around here
Lizzee: okay, yeah we'll figure it out
rolled up windows.
Mirannda: whhaaaattt the fuuuccckkk?
Linsdey: how annoying we can't come here at night
Mirannda: that guy didn't know shit, there's a wabash around here. I LIVE ON IT.
Charis: do we look like we come from glendale?

Mirannda: what the fuck!? who hires neighborhood security?
Lindsey: what the hell was he doing there?

Lindsey's monster burps

Blast to the Past